| | Episode 22: Stir Crazy
The USS Dysfunct goes sprialling through space, but you would never be able to tell, they were cloaked. And QSMB is driving. On top of that, DrWho42 turned off the gravity, just for fun.
"I think I'm gonna be space sick." says VBG as every spins through the air. "Who's idea was it to let her drive?!" Just after VBG said that the ship crashed onto some little planet. The veiwscreen got all static and QSMB stared at it and said "I love this show!"
"Didn't you see that planet?" asked Jim.
"Uh, no, it was invisible. We were cloaked, remember?" replied QSMB.
"The cloaking device makes US invisible, not other things!" said Jim as he rolled his eyes.
"Oh, that's much more practical." said QSMB. "Well, as the cheif engineer, I'll go see if anything's still working." QSMB runs off.
"Captain, why couldn't we have a competent chief engineer?"
asked Jim.
"Well..." said VBG "She was just...um...trying to be funny...I think...Anyway how about you, RC, LOTB, and Ensign John Doe go check out this place?" Jim, RC, LOTB, and Ensign John Doe run off to check out the planet.
VBG taps his commbadge. It doesn't work. "ACK! No service?!?" In anger he throws it to the floor, then runs to sickbay to talk with The Doctor. When he gets there The Doctor says "Please state the nature of you medical emergency."
"Doc, you're real, you don't need to say that anymore." VBG says.
"I know, but I like saying it, it's my catch phrase." said The Doctor.
"Ok, Have we had any casualites?" asked VBG.
"Just some redshirts." said The Doctor.
"That's a relief." said VBG. Then QSMB comes running in.
"I BROKE EVERYTHING!" she wails. "But I did find this 100 year old twinkie. Anyone want it?" Then RC and Jim come in.
"We've been looking everywhere for you." she said. "We don't have any commbadge service."
"I told you we should have gotten that other plan." said Jim.
"Anyway," said RC "There's no itelligent life here apart from us..."
Takara starts to sob "NOOOOOOO...I'll never see Lore again!"
"...But" RC continued, trying to ignore Takara "We found this mansion, this thing looks like it belongs on earth."
"And it has food replicators" said Jim "Best beer and steak I've ever had!"
"What happened to LOTB and John Doe?" asked VBG.
"They died." said RC in a nonchalant way. Everyone decided that they should go live in this mansion, but they had no idea of what they had in store. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!
They enter the mansion, and it looks normal enough. But then the random organ in the corner starts to play all by itself! However, no one is the least bit creeped out.
"Oooooo!" says Echo "This place is haunted. Neat!" She and DrWho42 float off to go find the ghosts. Then the walls start to bleed, and QSMB, being a vampire, licks it off. Nem swings from the chandellier, and Jim goes out to shoot some fuzzy animals. Overall, everyone is making the most of the situation. After a few hours DrWho42 and Echo come floating back.
"We found the ghosts!" said Echo "And they used their ghostly telepathic abilities to contact the Romulans,"
"So we're not stranded anymore." said DrWho42.
"But we were having so much fun!" says Nem as he hangs upside down.
"Haven't you ever seen The Shining?" says Echo "Jack Nicolson went totally mental when he got snowed in."
"What I want to know" said Jim "is whenever we need help, why do the Romulans always come to the rescue?"
"Because they're my friends, and they get a lot of bad press, and I want you all to know that they're acctually really cool people. Besides, I'm writing this fanfic!"
Before too long a Romulan ship come to the rescue, and the crew of the Dysfunct gets beamed aboard. QSMB rab up to the first Romulan she saw and gave him a big hug.
"Thank you, thank you thank you! I thought we were all gonna die!" she says.
"QSMB, you're immortal." says The Doctor.
"I know, but I was so scared that I forgot." says QSMB.
"I'm gonna miss that ship." said Jim.
"It's dead, Jim." said QSMB.
"Aw, come on." said DrWho42 "With my and Echo's abilities to break the laws of phsyics and your lack of knowledge about engineering we can make a new, more dsyfunctional USS Dysfunct."
"But that one had no bloody A,B,C or D." said QSMB.
THE END |
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