| | Episode 24: Arachniphobia
The crew of the starship
formerly know as Dysfunct has returned to DS9 to discuss matter of the
Dysfunct A. Of course, they are in their usual spot of metting: Garak's
shop. Gotcha! Acctually, they're in Quarks. Quark approaches QSMB,
DrWho42, Echo, and PK with a container containing some huge taranulas.
PK shrieks and cowers under a table.
"A friend of mine found these guys in the Gamma Quadrant, and he said they make great pets. Wanna buy some?" said Quark.
"Sure,
who doesn't want mysterious and pontentially venomus tarantulas from a
section of the galaxy that we know little about?" says Echo. DrWho pets
the new pet, and then it bites him. He passes out. Then he's promptly
brought to Jadzia's bedroom. Gotcha again, he's taken to sickbay, where
Bashir makes a startiling discovery.
"That spider was radioactive." he tells Echo, PK, and QSMB. Echo's eyes well up with tears
"Will my Benypoo be okay?" she whimpers.
"Benypoo is fine, just radioactive." says Bashir.
"Look
what I can do!" says DrWho42 and he shoots webby stuff to the celling
"I'm like a comic book character, except not a comic, and not a
character in a book. Let's go work on that ship design." Then the
station goes on red alert! Then some random DS9 redshirt runs in.
"Doctor,
Sisko wants to see you. I mean, the doctor who got bit by the spider."
says the reshirts before getting crushed by a chunk of the celling that
randomly fell. Bashir pouts, jelous that Sisko doesn't want to talk to
him "Why couldn't I be a radioactive time travler?" Then Bashir smashes
his head against the wall repeatedly. Meanwhile, DrWho42 goes to talk
with Sisko.
"Doctor, the fate of the station and possibly the rest
of the quadrant rests in your hands. There's this weird guy outside,
and he's wrecking havoc on the station. SAVE US!"
"Sweet." says
DrWho42 as he heads outside (being able to defy the laws of nature he
doesn't need to breathe) and he sees A DUDE WITH 8 LIMBS! Ok, 4 of them
are mechanical, but you get the point.
"This seems really
familliar..." says DrWho42 as he tries to disconnect one of the
mechanical arms. The eight limbed dude easily flicks him off. DrWho42
goes careening through space when he come up with a novel idea: he
instantly appears back inside the station and the freak/villian/dude is
gone.
"Great job destroying that creep!" said RC.
"Who said I destroyed him?! He was cool, I just sent him to the delta quadrant. What can he possibly do there?"
MEANWHILE ON VOYAGER...
"Captain,
sensors are picking up a dude, who apparantly doesn't need to breathe
and has 4 mechanical arms on the hull." says Tom Paris "He's trying to
rip the ship apart...THERE'S A HULL BREACH ON DECK 4!"
Janeway rolls her eyes "Why does the bad crap always happen to my ship?"
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