| | To the Death Guest star: Valeris
QSMB and PK are in Quark's chatting and enjoying not having to do anything productive when a familar face appears. And a body...attached to the face, that is. Who could it be? Why, none other than VALERIS the OTHER girl who luuuuvs Spock! She walks over to QSMB and looks veryyy angry.
"QSMB, I thought I'd never get a chance to do this, but, I challenge you to a duel!" Valeris yells.
"On what grounds? I mean, you can't just challenge anyone to a duel, you've got to have a reason. It's not like you'd win anyways..." said PK.
"Oh, please, I could take ANY human! And I have a perfectly good reason to duel her...I'm supposed to be the only girl who loves Spock!" screamed Valeris
PK rolled her eyes "It's not like she's dating him..."
"DON'T RUB IT IN!" QSMB shook her fist at PK "And Valerie, sorry to ruin your hopes and dreams, but I'm immortal." QSMB shoots herself in the head with a phaser set on kill "See? It's not like I could just becomr mortal in an instant." Then Q appears.
"Did somebody call?" he says "I've got a marvelous idea: I'll take away that mutant's powers, and then you can fight to the death. Winner takes all: Spock, immortality, and bragging rights."
Quark walks over with a greedy smile "Can this be a spectator event?"
Valeris, QSMB, and whoever paid the ridiculously high addmision soon find themselves in...the collusium. Q is wearing a reffee shirt "Now, ladies, I want a clean fight. Acctually, I mean the opposite of that. I want it messy. Lots of blood. Bloooood. Let's get it on!"
"Wait a sec." said QSMB "Don't we get to choose weapons?"
"Oh yeah!" said Q "I had forgotten that someone can't kill people with her bare hands anymore. But I'll do the choosing: Velveeta gets a broadsword, and the former mutant gets an axe. Now, for serious, let's get it on!"
Valeris brandished her sword menacingly as QSMB struggled to lift her axe. Nem cheered for Val (he placed a big bet on her) which RC thwacked him for. QSMB got a marvelous idea. She abandoned her axe and started screaming and running around in circles, hoping to confuse Val. Val scratched her head "I was right, all humans are idiots." while Val is utterly confused, QSMB tackles her, and begins to strangle her, but then stops, get up and turns to the crowd. "I can't do it. I have no bloodlust as a mortal. Val, you seemed like such a nice person, but we let our greed blind us, so let's be friends. To celebrate our civilezed, peaceful nature let's all join hands and sing a Klingon war song."
Everyone appears back at Quarks, Q grininng hugely, approaches QSMB. "Congrats, you passed the test." he said.
"Test?!" QSMB scratched her head.
"What do I do other than test people?! You;ve earned your immortality license." Q disappeared.
"What the..." said PK
THE END |
| | Posted 8/16/2004 11:14 PM - 83 Views - 6 eProps - 3 comments
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