| | Episode 21: Androids
"DrWho42, what's up with this." asked VBG.
"Well," explained DrWho "It's a parallel universe. I said that it would be hard getting back from the 22nd century."
"I see." said VBG "Harry, run a scan, I want to see what this place is like."
"It's exactly like Earth in the 20th century, I think we just went further back in time." said Harry.
"I know these things." said DrWho42 "And I say that this is NOT our universe."
"Let's send an away team down, just to confirm stuff." said RC. "If it's like Earth in the 20th century we should easily be abe to infiltrate them and really get an inside look."
"I've hacked into the computers." said Harry "I've found a good looking place for us to check out. It's a protected community in the suburbs. An away team of two would be sufficant, any more might look suspicious. The two of them could buy a house and really get a good inside look. We can have the computer replicate money."
"Good thinking. Now...who to send down. Harry, I want you to go...now lemme see...the other person should be a girl, then they'll look like a married couple. How about QSMB?"
"No can do, Captain." she replied "The sunlight will kill me." Then the doctor entered.
"I beg to differ." said the doctor "I've run many tests and have found that sunglight in no way will harm you. That myth just came about because your kind does not like the light, and also because when they went to other planets they hid in the shadows to look less conspicous."
"Great." moaned QSMB "I have to pretend to be Harry's wife." In preperation for their trip them replicated tons of money and a car, so they would blend in. They beamed down to a hidden spot when they realized something bad: Harry couldn't drive.
"Move over!" said QSMB "Your inferior mortal brain would take too long to figure it out." QSMB slammed the gass to the floorand the sped right up to the gate of the suburban comunity. The security guard asked them for their names.
"Ummm...Kim?" said QSMB. They enter the community and see that it looks perfect...too perfect. When they get to the house that they came to look at they're greeted by an extremely perky woman. Maybe too perky.
"Oh Hellooooooo, Harry! This must be your wife, what did you say her name was?"
"Um...Oprah." said Harry.
"Great! Let's look around this place!" she squealed.
"You know what." said Harry. "We looked at the pictures online, it's prefect we'll buy it now." QSMB opened her purse, which overflowed with replicated money.
"Great!" said the perky woman "It's already furnished, so you can move right on in. We'll have a housewarming party at eight." QSMB and Harry went into the new house and sat down in the couch infront of the TV. QSMB turned on the TV.
"Hey, look, Enterprise is on!" she said. Harry screamed and had a seizure. QSMB had to take Harry to the hospital, and they were back in time for the housewarming party. All of the other women were exactly like the one they had met earlier: beautiful, blonde, and perky. This was too strange. When no one was looking QSMB took out her tricorder too make sure that they were feeling alright, but the readings she got were shocking: ALL OF THE WOMEN WERE 100% MECHANICAL!!! She grabbed Harry to tell him what she discovered.
"Harry, all these women are robots!" she said.
"Don't you mean androids?" said Harry.
"Data is an android, Data thinks for himself, Data is intelligent. These women mindlessly serve men, I would never put them in the same category as Data." she replied.
"So you have a problem with hot android women who mindlessly serve men?" he asks, somewhat shocked. QSMB just glares. They go back to the party to confront the others.
"Look." QSMB says to the guys "We know that your wives are mindless robot slaves..."
"And I want one!" says Harry as he reached into his pockets and pulls out a wad of replicated money. Harry gets a custom-made robotic lady, who ended up looking like 7 of 9 in a teensy black leather outfit. They went back to the Dysfunct where Harry was excited to show off his new friend. They went to the bridge.
"Look what I got! I call her Claire." Claire stepped off the turbolift and said in a seductive voice. "Resistance is futile. All the guys were in a kind of trance, so Echo had to get them back to their own universe, and she was successful of course. After some time VBG finally said "We have a new science officer."
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